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About jollof

This is a funny Naija blog by a Nigerian blogger. My online name is Jollof and I am a young Nigerian male residing in Lagos. The Crazy Nigerian is a blog that takes a unique perspective of my personal life and life in general. It’s funny, direct and quite unpredictable. Expect a post at least once a week. Look out for my gut-busting book, The Crazy Nigerian out now! Comments are welcome and you can subscribe on the right-hand side of the home page if you enjoyed the articles. My contact email address is


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OSAMA gone, OBAMA won?

Since the death of Osama Bin Laden on May 1st 2011 there has been a great global sigh of relief. In America there were huge celebrations and Osama paid his respects at Ground zero to those lives lost there and … Continue reading

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The pink drink

If you ever wondered what the name of that pink drink in a fancy long bottle was called (you know, the one in all the cool hip hop videos) then wonder no more – It’s called NUVO. It originated in … Continue reading

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My Kryptonite: Nail Varnish

Urgh! If you want to see me lose the plot just lock me up in a room with an open bottle of nail varnish. The smell is absolutely horrendous and it gives me a headache after prolonged exposure. I think the … Continue reading

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Organized Chaos: Nigerians vote for their next president

Here are some pictures I took in a school within Omole Estate (Ikeja, Lagos) where I voted for my preferred presidential candidate. The process could have been handled a whole lot better in my opinion. Accreditation started at 8am and I … Continue reading

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If I could have one last supper before I die then take a look at this delectable, stuffed, assorted, colorful, masterpiece. Make no mistake, I’m not a big fan of the frozen variety but I would like my pizza oven-baked … Continue reading

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The Tourist – A true story

Back in 2006 I was at Vauxhall tube station in London waiting for my friend to purchase his train ticket. It was a busy afternoon like any other with all the human traffic rushing to and fro in front of … Continue reading

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My Favourite Number

I’ve always been drawn to the number 7. I was born on the 7th of November (Strangely enough my two younger sisters were born on the 27th of June and 7th of October respectively). There’s a 7 in my year … Continue reading

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A touch of Sarcasm

– It’s a fault of mine that has resulted in me receiving more evil looks than Adolf Hitler during the Holocaust. I think I learnt the art of sarcasm from watching too much Frasier, Seinfeld and F.R.I.E.N.D.S. I probably have fewer friends now because … Continue reading

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I’m Posting every week in 2011!

I’ve decided to take on this lofty challenge.. Rather than just thinking about doing it, I’m starting right now.  I will be posting on this blog once a week for the rest of 2011. I know it won’t be easy, … Continue reading

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